I'm starting a new internet sub-culture. It's called "Militant-Libertarian-CrossFit-Paleo-Breastfeeders."

To qualify for membership you must demonstrate the ability to publicly nurse an infant while reading Lysander Spooner, eating a raw steak, and doing burpees. You may employ the aid of a doula, if necessary.

We're going to invade FaceBook like the neck-choppers sacking Constantinople, driving the masses out before us with the searing heat of our smugness and indignation. 

Who's with me?!